when im trying to impress my crush and my friend calls me out on my bs

omgtooreal:

im just like: 

when someone says they don’t understand why I want a letter from hogwarts

omgtooreal:

i’m just like: 

when i talk to my crush

omgtooreal:

what i want to do:

what i actually do:

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when my crush doesn’t text me back right away

omgtooreal:

when people think it is weird that i can’t just eat one piece of pizza

omgtooreal:

when i wink at my crush

omgtooreal:

when the weird kid from middle school ends up being super hot

omgtooreal:

when im fb stalking my crush

omgtooreal:

like a creeper:

but then accidentally like one of their old statuses:

when someone tries to steal my food

omgtooreal:

when i finally get a text from my crush

omgtooreal:

and my friends are like: